Yimbonloopflanfon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous centipede.

Yimbonloopflanfon created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbonloopflanfon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yimbonloopflanfon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yimbonloopflanfon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yimbonloopflanfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Do not keep four snakes in a large pit.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Never talk about optics near eagles while wearing orange boots.