Mig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, charitable wombat.

Mig created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mig, it will destroy your favourite star.

Mig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mig.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.