Parkyimfeddablenrawfen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying scorpion.

Parkyimfeddablenrawfen created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkyimfeddablenrawfen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parkyimfeddablenrawfen, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Parkyimfeddablenrawfen's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Parkyimfeddablenrawfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not speak about spinach.