Dogloopstig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, narcissistic wasp.

Dogloopstig created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogloopstig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dogloopstig, it will send you a sign.

Dogloopstig's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dogloopstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed lots of aubergines to hamsters while wearing pink shoes.

5. Do not listen to music.