Dimkipwik is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest bird.

Dimkipwik created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Dimkipwik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dimkipwik, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dimkipwik's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dimkipwik's Holy Commandments

1. Dimkipwik must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always obey Dimkipwik's priests.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never pour water over plants.