Panyart is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy yak.

Panyart created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Panyart, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Panyart, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Panyart's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Panyart's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear orange trousers.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help geese in need.