Vadstikflab Nuttsanddid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, impressive wren.

Vadstikflab Nuttsanddid created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadstikflab Nuttsanddid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vadstikflab Nuttsanddid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Vadstikflab Nuttsanddid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vadstikflab Nuttsanddid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.