Capratpan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, idiotic sheep.

Capratpan created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capratpan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Capratpan, he will manifest in front of you.

Capratpan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Capratpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help voles.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never paint your neck purple.