Bogmildob is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, able fox.

Bogmildob created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogmildob, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogmildob, it will turn you into a rock.

Bogmildob's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bogmildob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near capybaras while wearing violet ear rings and balancing four lead spheres on your chest.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Never go into black rooms.

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