Mankenlanbum Ingrigominjarn Wonraplad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful toad.

Mankenlanbum Ingrigominjarn Wonraplad created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mankenlanbum Ingrigominjarn Wonraplad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mankenlanbum Ingrigominjarn Wonraplad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Mankenlanbum Ingrigominjarn Wonraplad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mankenlanbum Ingrigominjarn Wonraplad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Retreat if six swans approach from the north.

4. Never paint your hands white.

5. Always pray immersed in water.