Dabwatbod is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, quiet salamander.

Dabwatbod created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabwatbod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dabwatbod, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dabwatbod's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dabwatbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dabwatbod.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.