Jadhughot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful ant.

Jadhughot created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadhughot, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jadhughot, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jadhughot's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Jadhughot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Worship no other gods but Jadhughot.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.