Cibcargeb is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, clever tortoise.

Cibcargeb created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Cibcargeb, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cibcargeb, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cibcargeb's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cibcargeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near tapirs while wearing cyan kilts and balancing six carbon spheres on your head.

5. Fast once a month.