Vigtofort is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent otter.

Vigtofort created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigtofort, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vigtofort, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Vigtofort's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vigtofort's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.