Fubrullnull is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy spider.

Fubrullnull created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubrullnull, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubrullnull, she will think nothing of it.

Fubrullnull's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fubrullnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.