Queegmannutrawbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered goose.

Queegmannutrawbaf created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegmannutrawbaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Queegmannutrawbaf, she will turn you into a hamster.

Queegmannutrawbaf's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Queegmannutrawbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about squirrels.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Queegmannutrawbaf on top of all buildings.