Godwitbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow grasshopper.

Godwitbonk created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godwitbonk, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Godwitbonk, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Godwitbonk's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Godwitbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Godwitbonk in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must pray to Godwitbonk five times a day.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.