Cibbidrat is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered turtle.

Cibbidrat created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibbidrat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cibbidrat, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cibbidrat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cibbidrat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three foxes approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.