Jipdobmad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying snake.

Jipdobmad created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipdobmad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jipdobmad, it will be very sad.

Jipdobmad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Jipdobmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.