Dundavwit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy wyrm.

Dundavwit created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dundavwit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dundavwit, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dundavwit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dundavwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Fast once a month.