Hognartfidfoblunmadbagsak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous hummingbird.

Hognartfidfoblunmadbagsak created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hognartfidfoblunmadbagsak, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hognartfidfoblunmadbagsak, she will turn you into a mole.

Hognartfidfoblunmadbagsak's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hognartfidfoblunmadbagsak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Never think about optics near aardvarks while wearing indigo coats and balancing four silicon spheres on your head.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing red jumpers.