Gatdobgof Bumflabcen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring lion.

Gatdobgof Bumflabcen created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatdobgof Bumflabcen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gatdobgof Bumflabcen, he will curse you with boils.

Gatdobgof Bumflabcen's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gatdobgof Bumflabcen's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sharks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not keep eight shrews in a large pit.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.