Fligrilveen is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, uncaring seal.

Fligrilveen created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligrilveen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fligrilveen, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fligrilveen's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fligrilveen's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Fligrilveen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed lemons to shrews while wearing rings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.