Babtagmid is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, competent meerkat.

Babtagmid created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babtagmid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Babtagmid, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Babtagmid's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Babtagmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always look after injured mites.