Shavhom is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented centaur.

Shavhom created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavhom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Shavhom, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Shavhom's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Shavhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Worship no other gods but Shavhom.