Dodsinfonkarpompoghak is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful bat.

Dodsinfonkarpompoghak created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodsinfonkarpompoghak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dodsinfonkarpompoghak, she will ignore you.

Dodsinfonkarpompoghak's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dodsinfonkarpompoghak's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about fire.