Dunhastail is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, calm scorpion.

Dunhastail created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Dunhastail, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dunhastail, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dunhastail's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dunhastail's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to music.