Butgadfad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty crab.

Butgadfad created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Butgadfad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Butgadfad, he will not care at all.

Butgadfad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Butgadfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near great tits while wearing black coats.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Butgadfad.