Milbimhab Vedxucjip Cadnurtrap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ruthless human.

Milbimhab Vedxucjip Cadnurtrap created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Milbimhab Vedxucjip Cadnurtrap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Milbimhab Vedxucjip Cadnurtrap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Milbimhab Vedxucjip Cadnurtrap's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Milbimhab Vedxucjip Cadnurtrap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Never talk about optics near gulls while wearing pink scarves and balancing five iron spheres on your legs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never play with disobedient children.