Fadvollap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair parrot.

Fadvollap created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadvollap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fadvollap, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fadvollap's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fadvollap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about capybaras.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Always obey Fadvollap's priests.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.