Fetdudcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental ant.

Fetdudcuss created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetdudcuss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fetdudcuss, it will ignore you.

Fetdudcuss' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fetdudcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to music.