Armbabbet is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced slug.

Armbabbet created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Armbabbet, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Armbabbet, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Armbabbet's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Armbabbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Do not take Armbabbet's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear kilts.