Bigfitligtipnab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous frog.

Bigfitligtipnab created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigfitligtipnab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bigfitligtipnab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bigfitligtipnab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bigfitligtipnab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must love Bigfitligtipnab.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near pigs while wearing gray scarves and balancing nine zinc spheres on your neck.

5. Always stare at clouds.