Jabsagtik Rothimsid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unjust fish.

Jabsagtik Rothimsid created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabsagtik Rothimsid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jabsagtik Rothimsid, he will turn you into a tree.

Jabsagtik Rothimsid's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jabsagtik Rothimsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed turnips to grasshopers while wearing yellow boots.

5. Never mention cats.