Xuchomgud is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable walrus.

Xuchomgud created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuchomgud, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xuchomgud, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Xuchomgud's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Xuchomgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Always obey Xuchomgud's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not eat melons.