Cudmintad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring weasel.

Cudmintad created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudmintad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cudmintad, she will make you grow a tail.

Cudmintad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cudmintad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Retreat if five ants approach from the north.

5. You must love Cudmintad.