Stigfossjop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent camel.

Stigfossjop created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stigfossjop, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stigfossjop, he will make you grow a tail.

Stigfossjop's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Stigfossjop's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Stigfossjop in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about dark matter near capybaras while wearing pink shirts.

5. Never go into gray rooms.