Rotbantim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthinking otter.

Rotbantim created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rotbantim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rotbantim, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Rotbantim's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Rotbantim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Rotbantim loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.