Sigpodwip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, fast yak.

Sigpodwip created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Sigpodwip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sigpodwip, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sigpodwip's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sigpodwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs indigo.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sigpodwip.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always wear violet.