Hivmothitkimmap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, capable weasel.

Hivmothitkimmap created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivmothitkimmap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hivmothitkimmap, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hivmothitkimmap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hivmothitkimmap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray shrews for they are unholy.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hivmothitkimmap on top of all buildings.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Worship no other gods but Hivmothitkimmap.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.