Queegbogcanmis is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, contented monkey.

Queegbogcanmis created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbogcanmis, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Queegbogcanmis, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Queegbogcanmis' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Queegbogcanmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.