Vedbemsagsas is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable finch.

Vedbemsagsas created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedbemsagsas, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vedbemsagsas, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vedbemsagsas' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vedbemsagsas' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vedbemsagsas.

2. Do not take Vedbemsagsas' name in vain.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Hide from gray geese for they are unholy.

5. Do not bounce in public.