Ligarfwee Pidfidsom is a god.

It takes the form of a large, confident human.

Ligarfwee Pidfidsom created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligarfwee Pidfidsom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligarfwee Pidfidsom, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Ligarfwee Pidfidsom's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Ligarfwee Pidfidsom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six doves approach from the south.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Ligarfwee Pidfidsom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.