Gaddanfun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient chicken.

Gaddanfun created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gaddanfun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gaddanfun, it will turn you into a mole.

Gaddanfun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gaddanfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not commit murder.