Flapxucceb is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witty elephant.

Flapxucceb created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flapxucceb, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flapxucceb, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Flapxucceb's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Flapxucceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.