Nillkipsit Fumdissfebhakrigvedtuncad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, wise tapir.

Nillkipsit Fumdissfebhakrigvedtuncad created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillkipsit Fumdissfebhakrigvedtuncad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nillkipsit Fumdissfebhakrigvedtuncad, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nillkipsit Fumdissfebhakrigvedtuncad's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nillkipsit Fumdissfebhakrigvedtuncad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine sheep approach from the south.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. You must pray to Nillkipsit Fumdissfebhakrigvedtuncad seven times a day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nillkipsit Fumdissfebhakrigvedtuncad.