Bumsasget is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, moody bee.

Bumsasget created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumsasget, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bumsasget, she will cry a lot.

Bumsasget's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bumsasget's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. You must love Bumsasget.

4. Run away from indigo mites, for they are unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.