Bintailkad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent hummingbird.

Bintailkad created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bintailkad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bintailkad, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bintailkad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bintailkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bintailkad's priests.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Hide if eight voles approach from the south.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.