Dimfemban is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fast dog.

Dimfemban created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Dimfemban, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dimfemban, he will strike you with lightening.

Dimfemban's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dimfemban's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about planets.