Niblegnilcin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest dryad.

Niblegnilcin created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Niblegnilcin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Niblegnilcin, she will remove you from existence.

Niblegnilcin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Niblegnilcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Niblegnilcin's priests.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.