Nilcutmutxin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident dog.

Nilcutmutxin created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilcutmutxin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nilcutmutxin, he will think nothing of it.

Nilcutmutxin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nilcutmutxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Hide if three hamsters approach from the south.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.