Nigbedsug is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, merciful chinchilla.

Nigbedsug created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbedsug, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nigbedsug, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nigbedsug's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nigbedsug's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always obey Nigbedsug's priests.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.