Gofing is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil cat.

Gofing created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofing, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gofing, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gofing's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gofing's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.