Linafvog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient yak.

Linafvog created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Linafvog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Linafvog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Linafvog's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Linafvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to manatees while wearing brown tights.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look after injured mice.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Linafvog.

5. You must never eat peas.