Hubnillzogged is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered sheep.

Hubnillzogged created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubnillzogged, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hubnillzogged, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hubnillzogged's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hubnillzogged's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.