Tigganbogjad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, narcissistic otter.

Tigganbogjad created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Tigganbogjad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tigganbogjad, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Tigganbogjad's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tigganbogjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tigganbogjad.