Talhashad Didnabdan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid cat.

Talhashad Didnabdan created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talhashad Didnabdan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Talhashad Didnabdan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Talhashad Didnabdan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Talhashad Didnabdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Talhashad Didnabdan.

4. Never chant near dogs.

5. You must never eat grapes.