Yogdon is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, two-faced wolf.

Yogdon created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Yogdon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yogdon, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yogdon's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Yogdon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.