Damkamhun is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful butterfly.

Damkamhun created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Damkamhun, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Damkamhun, she will be mildly annoyed.

Damkamhun's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Damkamhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow jumpers.

2. Run away from white horses, for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always look after injured great tits.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.