Kadkararf is a god.

She takes the form of a small, contented raccoon.

Kadkararf created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Kadkararf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kadkararf, she will not care at all.

Kadkararf's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kadkararf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Kadkararf in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Never talk about moons.