Quimbimfid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind monkey.

Quimbimfid created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Quimbimfid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quimbimfid, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quimbimfid's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Quimbimfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

5. Learn four new languages a year.