Tingepkem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humane parrot.

Tingepkem created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tingepkem, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tingepkem, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tingepkem's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tingepkem's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tingepkem.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Tingepkem on top of important buildings.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Do not take Tingepkem's name in vain.