Dobfetmig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, able crab.

Dobfetmig created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobfetmig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dobfetmig, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dobfetmig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dobfetmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think ill of sick mites.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dobfetmig.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.