Linafbem is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable jellyfish.

Linafbem created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Linafbem, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Linafbem, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Linafbem's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Linafbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.