Zimhangat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient chinchilla.

Zimhangat created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zimhangat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zimhangat, he will turn you into a mole.

Zimhangat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zimhangat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.