Nuttart is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty dolphin.

Nuttart created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttart, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nuttart, he will turn you into a frog.

Nuttart's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nuttart's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

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