Fomwandot Gatvagyok is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless chinchilla.

Fomwandot Gatvagyok created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomwandot Gatvagyok, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fomwandot Gatvagyok, it will make you grow a tail.

Fomwandot Gatvagyok's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fomwandot Gatvagyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Fomwandot Gatvagyok must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.