Sinsisbagtikvagquat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome mongoose.

Sinsisbagtikvagquat created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinsisbagtikvagquat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sinsisbagtikvagquat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sinsisbagtikvagquat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sinsisbagtikvagquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
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