Zancinpag is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, happy
crow.
Zancinpag created dark energy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zancinpag, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Zancinpag, he will not care at all.
Zancinpag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Zancinpag's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never talk about optics near cats while wearing orange dresses and balancing three zinc spheres on your face.
3. Learn nine new languages a year.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.