Gutnartsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating dingo.

Gutnartsaw created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutnartsaw, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gutnartsaw, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gutnartsaw's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gutnartsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.