Geplimquim is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, two-faced walrus.

Geplimquim created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geplimquim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Geplimquim, it will turn you into a frog.

Geplimquim's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Geplimquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Geplimquim must be the most important thing in your life.