Wipcedtallab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, temperamental cat.

Wipcedtallab created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipcedtallab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wipcedtallab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wipcedtallab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wipcedtallab's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never paint your arms orange.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.