Cibpitcim is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, prudent cobra.

Cibpitcim created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibpitcim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cibpitcim, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cibpitcim's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cibpitcim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Cibpitcim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Retreat if eight aardvarks approach from the west.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always wear fawn.