Zoghudlid is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet mouse.

Zoghudlid created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zoghudlid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zoghudlid, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Zoghudlid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zoghudlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Zoghudlid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zoghudlid.

5. Never mention cats.