Godpasnat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unfair wombat.

Godpasnat created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godpasnat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Godpasnat, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Godpasnat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Godpasnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not take Godpasnat's name in vain.

5. Never talk about spacetime near tortoises while wearing gray rings.